Come on, people. At least try and use a part of your intellect – limited as it is…..
Who is smarter? This author or the animal being eaten?
Wal-Mart Cake – Lost in Translation
It took me a second, but make sure you read the story under the picture. Keep in mind this actually really did happen. This is someone who was moving from an insurance claims office.
So this is how I imagine the conversation went:
Walmart Employee: ‘Hello ‘dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?’
Customer: ‘ I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.’
Walmart Employee: ‘What you want on de cake?’
Customer: ‘Best Wishes Suzanne’ and underneath that ‘We will miss you’.
STOP LAUGHING!
You can’t fix stupid.
Hijacked Mormons ;-)
HIJACKED MORMONS
A primary president, a high councilman, and a bishop sat on the front row of a airplane flight that, unfortunately, was hijacked. When the hijackers’ demands were refused, they threatened to shoot some passengers, starting with the first row.
The primary president promptly asked for one last wish. She wanted to sing her favorite primary song. The hijacker said that would be fine, then asked the high councilman and bishop if they also had a last wish. The high councilman requested that after the song he be allowed to stand and give the talk he had prepared to give in sacrament meeting that next Sunday.
The hijacker agreed, then turned to the bishop. The bishop motioned for the hijacker to come closer and whispered in his ear, “Please shoot me after the song.”
Reflections of Christ – Slideshow
A very nicely done slideshow/video with music showing the artistic work of Mark Mabry. Very well done.
Home website is http://www.reflectionsofchrist.org
Johnny the Bagger (Down’s boy who made a difference)
This is the true story of a Down Syndrome boy named Johnny who made a difference because of his service while bagging groceries. Link
Amazing Sheep LED Art
If you haven’t seen this on youtube yet – it’s worth a look-see:
Would you let teenagers borrow your Ferraris?
What would you do if they wrecked them – into each other? Now imagine you are their baseball coach. How would you react? Link
Microsoft asks feds for a bailout
The software giant claims it is too big to fail, yet short on funds. Link
Northwest Washington Barbies
Northwest Washington Barbies are FINALLY Available!!!!
Seattle Barbie: This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with a Mercedes 4WD SUV, a PRADA handbag and matching Nike Yoga ensemble. Continue reading “Northwest Washington Barbies”
Obama to Strip Pittsburgh Steelers of Trophies
Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only team to win six titles, will soon be losing half of those trophies. After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Gadel and President Barack Hussain Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steeler Super Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in the league.
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