Who was the first person to play tennis?
David, he played in the court of Saul.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
Pharaoh’s daughter; she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Who had the first aspirin?
Moses, had two tablets.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah, he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
David, as he rocked Goliath into a very deep sleep.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson as he brought the house down.
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses broke all Ten Commandments at once.
What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun.
Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
The area around Jordan, the banks were always overflowing.