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		<title>Amusing commencement address by Garry Marshall</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 00:17:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Difference between Men and Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 23:05:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Prodigal Son &#8211; in the Key of &#8216;F&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 07:51:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Feeling footloose and frisky, a featherbrained fellow forced his father to fork over his farthings. Fast he flew to foreign fields and frittered his family&#8217;s fortune, feasting fabulously with floozies and faithless friends. Flooded with flattery he financed a full-fledged fling of &#8220;funny foam&#8221; and fast food. Fleeced by his fellows in folly, facing famine, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=zenoch.org&#038;blog=6365889&#038;post=1722&#038;subd=zenoch&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Why Men Die First</title>
		<link>http://zenoch.org/2012/03/22/why-men-die-first/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 02:20:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Paraprosdokians</title>
		<link>http://zenoch.org/2012/03/12/paraprosdokians/</link>
		<comments>http://zenoch.org/2012/03/12/paraprosdokians/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:24:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zenoch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paraprosdokians&#8230; PARA-PROS-DOKIANS: (Winston Churchill loved them.) Here is the definition: &#8220;Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation. e.g.  &#8220;Where there&#8217;s a will, I want to be in it,&#8221; is a type of paraprosdokian.. &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; Do not argue with an [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=zenoch.org&#038;blog=6365889&#038;post=1687&#038;subd=zenoch&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Why We Love Children</title>
		<link>http://zenoch.org/2012/03/09/why-we-love-children/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 17:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zenoch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why we love children&#8230; OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, &#8216;The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents ..&#8217; KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=zenoch.org&#038;blog=6365889&#038;post=1676&#038;subd=zenoch&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Political One-liners</title>
		<link>http://zenoch.org/2012/03/06/political-one-liners/</link>
		<comments>http://zenoch.org/2012/03/06/political-one-liners/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 19:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate, VII We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. ~Aesop If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in political speeches there wouldn&#8217;t be any inducement to go to heaven. ~Will Rogers Those who are too smart [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=zenoch.org&#038;blog=6365889&#038;post=1671&#038;subd=zenoch&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Debt Limit &#8211; A Guide to American Federal Debt Made Easy</title>
		<link>http://zenoch.org/2012/01/28/debt-limit-a-guide-to-american-federal-debt-made-easy/</link>
		<comments>http://zenoch.org/2012/01/28/debt-limit-a-guide-to-american-federal-debt-made-easy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 17:42:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zenoch</dc:creator>
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		<title>Top Meeting Quotes 2001-2010</title>
		<link>http://zenoch.org/2011/11/08/top-meeting-quotes-2001-2010/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 23:04:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Top Meeting Quotes 2001-2010  No one is using it so there aren’t any complaints We will try anything easy that doesn&#8217;t work before we try anything hard that does work. We need two smart people working this&#8230; so far we have one In the worst case scenario, you end up in a Mad Max world [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=zenoch.org&#038;blog=6365889&#038;post=1496&#038;subd=zenoch&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Why Men Shouldn&#8217;t Write Advice Columns</title>
		<link>http://zenoch.org/2011/10/27/why-men-shouldnt-write-advice-columns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 19:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
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